Arienna

True story. We do this exercise called Move The Couch where you shake into someone like you're going to hit them but instead of just hitting them, you steer in and puuush them out of bounds. Hopefully without pushing them yourself. But the pushee can resist, so I did! There I was going, "Hell no, I won't go!!", absolutely refusing to be pushed out of bounds, skates or no skates. And then Couch Balls skated up, real fast and gave me the lightest little tap.

I went flying. I didn't even have time to resist or even figure out how she'd hit me, I just saaaaaaailed off and landed on my face, completely out of bounds. Didn't even hurt.